Somebody wants to say hi ladies!! #morningwoodisallgood #woody #toystory #morningspooning #letmeputthetipin #yousureyougottagotoworktoday #justgivemetwentyfiveminutes #damnhowboutfifteenminutesthen #igottadosomethingwiththisthing
Really with the baby in the back too smh!! #whatagreatmother #superparentingskills #hesgoingtogrowuptobeagreatmanhuh #poorbabydoomedfromthestart #sheshouldbesmackedwithtwelevepenises
This what I think of when you idiots say “turn up” #itsavegetablenotanaction #stopmakingupdumbshit #letthatshitstaywhereitstartedinthegarden
Washing clothes on mothers day but I ain’t even faded because them clean draws are a must shun!!!
Next year mothers day will be your day!! #creampie #didntpullout #idapapiboss #floodedyoursuagrwalls #fillerup
Took her home and enjoyed that she ain’t even know!! #dudesbethirstyforthosedrunkgirls #wakeupwithpenistasteinhermouth #hegonnatathisnameonherarm #shegonnabesoreandnotknowwhy
They done went and made Maury a fortune!! #youarenotthefather #runbackstageanddroptoyourkneescrying #blackdudesaysthatliedetectorisalie #youarethebreakfastlink #boomqueshahasgivenninemenadnatestandnoneofthearethefather
My grapes look different than yours! Look closely! #kotd #igsneakercommunity. #grapes #jordan #customizeyourjoints #sneakernews
Yeah you’re a hoe but I ain’t mad at ya! #justknowthayousahoe #spreadingthosesugarwallsthin #thatboxisbeatup #whenyouwalkitwhistles # itaintyourbeautyitsyourbeatupbooty #yougiveituplikeyourluckynumbersinafortunecookie
Chris Bosh stays trying to see what Jason Collins is working with! #bosh #jasoncollins #miamiheat #boshlikesthatlongD #moneyshot #facial #skinmoisturizer #theybekillingboshonline
world history, in a nutshell
seems like violence is fairly consistant
(Source: drrestless, via brewskee)